Have you ever had one of your kid’s toys start making noise in the middle of the night? That sweet (if somewhat annoying) voice at 2am sounds completely possessed. Scared the ever-lovin’ boogers out of me.
I nearly peed my pants as I crept down the stairs to confront the evil toy as it called out “Hug me! Hug me!” Of course, it happened when my husband was out of town, so I had to do battle alone.
I am so grateful that I can stop the world when this guy gets sick. I don’t know how you work-outside-the home moms do it. Bless you.
Girl Scout cookie season is a very dangerous time of year. Just when I’m starting to think about having to wear a swimsuit, along come the Samoas. I may or may not have eaten 3 boxes in the last 2 days.