Oh, maybe just a couple of words…
My life is ridiculous. First we couldn’t get the darned thing in the house. Now we get the answer to the question…If a tree falls over in your family room, does it make a sound?
I wish I could say that this is the first time we’ve dealt with a Christmas tree debacle. Someday, I’ll need to tell you a story about the year we had to saw the bottom off of a fully-decorated tree because it stopped taking up water on December 5th. It may or may not have been because I forgot to water it for 4 days.
Come to think of it, that was the year we bought the artificial tree. I’m thinking this might be the end of the Real Tree Experiment.
Do you have a ridiculous Christmas tree story?